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- shaolinpunk
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- Drian16




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TAGALOG BITTER QUOTES
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ANG TUNAY NA LALAKE/BABAE...
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AKO NGA PALA SI/ IKAW BA SI....
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KASABIHAN
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ANGRY QUOTES
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JOKES
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- Caezar


SIGNS THAT YOUR SON MIGHT BE GAY
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- Caezar





LOVE QUOTES
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YUNG FEELING NA
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DOTA PICK-UP LINES
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- Drian16




BOB ONG QUOTES
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PAPA JACK QUOTES
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SAD LOVE QUOTES
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SWEET LOVE QUOTES
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Tagalog Long Distance Relationship Love Quotes

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**Pwede din po kayo magpost ng quotes/jokes/banat niyo dito... :)​



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--donnah quotes
--filipinoquotes
--kay TWIT TWIT ;)
--sa mga katext kong send ng send ng quotes..:D
--at sa mga nagcocontribute ng quotes... :clap:​


 
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PART II



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- Corby
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- maykdynver
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TAGALOG QUOTES
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SAD TAGALOG QUOTES
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MGA PAMATAY NA PAMBARA
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Boy: Pustahan! I can make you say "I LOVE YOU",
pag nasabi ko, TAYO na?
Girl: Haha, sige. Goodluck!
Boy: Game. say BLUE!
Girl: BLUE!
Boy: 1+1?
Girl: 2!
Boy: Ilang taon ka na?
Girl: 16.
Boy: Tayo na! Napasabi kita ng 16 e.
Girl: Kala ko ba "I Love You"?
Boy: Huli ka! Tayo na. Haha." mautak ! hahah :lol:

:excited: :dance: :excited: :dance: :excited:




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Kung wla kang maisip na regalo sa crush mo..
Halikan mo! Sabay sabing:
"Kung ayaw mo sa regalo ko, ibalik mo!" :lol:




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"usapang heart"
anu ang tawag sa pusong sumusugod?
- HEART ATTACK ..
sa pusong magnanakaw?
- HEARTR0B ..
sa pusong mapaglaro?
- PUS0Y ..
sa pusong two timer?
- PUS0Y D0S ..
eh sa pusong mapagmahal?
ehem!
- PUS0 K0 YAN :giveheart:





 
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San mo gusto?
Africa?
Poland?
United kingdom?
Singapore?
Oman?
Korea?
Or?

dyan sa mga capital letters?
titignan ulet niya

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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pangarap kong gumising sa umaga na wala siya sa tabi ko..



kundi nasa KUSINA at naghahanda ng almusal ko dahil
siya na ang ASAWA ko.

:cook:


 
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:superman: SUPERHERO na sana ako....



kaso nalaman nilang IKAW ang WEAKNESS ko!! :)



 
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Ang FYI ba is "For Your Information" Agad???



Hindi ba pwedeng FOREVER YOU AND I muna? ;)



 
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hindi ibig sabihin na nagtext siya eh miss ka na niya agad,



hindi ba pwedeng hihingi muna siya ng load kaya sya ngtext? :D


 
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Boy: miss magnanakaw ka ba?

Girl: bakit?

Boy: kasi nawala wallet ko! Ikaw lang katabi ko >.<


 
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:::JOKE:::

DOY: Ganda ng rolex mo, ah..
BOK: Napanalunan ko sa karera..
DOY: Talaga? Ilan kayong tumakbo?
BOK: Tatlo lang. Yung pulis, yung may-ari at ako.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 
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Importante ba yung word na mahal?

Ewan ko lang pero para sa akin mas importante ka,

alam mo kung bakit?

Kasi how can I say “mahal kita”…



kung wala ka naman!! :noidea:


 
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'Yung feeling na ayaw ibigay ni BF/GF ang CP niya
dahil hindi pa nakapagclear ng inbox niya."

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Hindi porket gwapo/maganda ka, may karapatan ka
ng manloko.

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Sa mundong ito , maaaring makakakilalA ka ng
PLASTIK na tao , pero bago ka manghusga, siguraduhin
mong hindi ka isa sa kanila.

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Tahimik lang ako pag naaalala ka, Walang kibo kapag
lumuluha na, Patingin-tingin lang kapag naiisip ka,
Minsan akala mo balewala ka, ‘Di mo alam sa puso ko
Mis na mis na kita

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Paano naman mag ka snow dito sa PHILIPPINES, kung
ang ha-hot naman natin mga PINOY :]


 
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"Dear girls, Hindi masamang mang basted. Mas
masamang magpaasa."

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"Pinagkaiba ng MAHAL at GUSTO mo? Sa harap ng
taong GUSTO mo NAHIHIYA ka.
Pero sa taong MAHAL
mo NAGPAPAKATOTOO ka."

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Walang taong gustong masaktan. Pero wala ka
matutunan kung hindi ka masasaktan.

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Kadalasan, 3 tao lang ang nagsasabi ng katotohanan.
1. Ang bata
2. Ang lasing
3. At ang taong galit.

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"Madali lang naman ako mahalin, wag mo lang
hanapin ang mga bagay na wala sa akin."

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"Hindi mo naman kasalanan kapag binigay mo nang
lahat at iniwan ka pa rin. Baka di lang talaga kayo
para sa isa't isa."


 
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alam mo ba yung feeling kapag nalaman mo na MAY
IBA NG MAHAL YUNG TAONG MAHAL MO?



para ka lang nahulog sa 100th floor ng building at
lumagapak ka sa kalsada at nasagasaan ka ng
rumaragasa-humaharurot na dumptruck!


 
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Ang SORRY para lamang sa mga bagay na hindi
sinasadya...




Hindi para sa mga bagay na paulit-ulit na ginagawa.

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Minsan, ang pagiging CLOSE niyo,
ang nagsisimula kung bakit...



nahulog ka sa kanya ng hindi mo sinasadya.

_______________________________________________________


Always remember that PAIN makes people CHANGE,



so don't HURT them when you don't want them to CHANGE


 
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Si Juan nagpahula
Manghuhula: mabubuntis ang asawa mo ngayong
buwan.
Juan: ha? Paano mangyayari yun e baog ako?
Manghuhula: bakit, sinabi ko bang ikaw ang ama?


 
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:::JOKE:::

anong mas matalim?
ngipin o puwet?

sagot: puwet

bakit kamo?

kasi ang puwet kayang
pumutol ng tae

eh yung ngipin
kaya niya ba yun?
sige nga i try mo malay niyo
mali ako...


 
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