ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. Anu gagawin nyo?

[tagabundok29]

dont know if this is the right section for this..

mga kasymb, inspired ako ng mga zombie sequel na the walking dead tska mga resident evil..

Tanung ko lang, if ever mangyari yun ganu kaya tayo kahanda? Sino una nating pupuntahan?
Anung klaseng taktika gagawin ntn?

 

[jackard33]

gagawa ako ng mga weapon na madaling dalhin kagaya ng espada na matalas!!!

 

[seigfred]

nung unang labas ng pelikula "dawn of the dead" wala sa isip ko kung ano yun ,yun pala zombie,parang isuka ko ang hamburger na kinain ko sa loob ng cinehan.
mga kamag-anak nila na zombie kinukupkup pa nila,pero sa huli dapat isaisip na patayin na dapat.
kung ako simple lang,shotgun parin ang mabisa....hahaaha ..basta siguraduhin lang palagi may bala.

 

[imurz04]

ako papakain kita ts hehe para busy yung mga zombie at makatakas ako ehehe jok lang po...

 

[AthenaHyuga]

i will grab some sword and kill the zombies and then get some car and then i find some food

and then grab some guns kil the zombies

 

[krispyKreme]

syempre kill zombies

tapos oocupy ng isang mall para gawing house

 

[tagabundok29]

wow ayos ah. Kung sa pinas kasi walang gun shop, dun sana ako unang pupunta.. Tapus kuha weapon, then punta sa loved one ko na malayo skn kht delikado.

 

[chizcarl]

Pa-join! I love killing zombies, favorite ko yung left4dead. Sarap kumapay ng patay, double dead?

May ka-Symb tayo na gumawa ng "A Philippine Zombie Outbreak (Lockdown, Chapter 1; Arrival)", panoorin nyo astig. Kung sakaling magkaron man ng Zombie Apocalypse dito sa Pilipinas, ako gusto ko long range ang mga armas ko, at parang sniper. Cool kasi, parang "Distansya Amigo". Unang destinasyon? Malacañang Palace. Taktika? Shoot what you see.
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[ronell10]

i love this kind of topic

una, basic weapon muna na makikita sa bahay to eliminate or slow down zombies - mga kahoy na pamalo, bakal na mahahaba na pwedeng pangbutas ng ulo, knife, maso. Syempre kelangan nakahanda din ang mga pagkaen at tubig.

pangalawa, maglocate ng nearest police station or gun shop para maaupgrade ang offense power mo, mas maganda pa din lumaban sa zombie ng malayuan for safety. Kasama na dito ang paghahanda ng sasakyan na maraming laman na gasolina

pangatlo, magsecure ng lugar kung saan mahihirapan sumugod ang zombies, may mga escape route kung sakaling di kayanin ang depensa sa pagpasok nila, Enough food at water.


haha NERD!

PS: I love "The Walking Dead" tapos na Season 2!

 

[dhanzboy]

1. find and get all kinds of weapons, fuel and foods I can get. mas maganda kung makakakuha ako ng battle tank ha ha ha....
2. find a safe place and secure the parameters. siguro pwede na ang fort knox he he he....
3. make a sign outside my fence stating " NO ZOMBIES ALLOWED!"
4. make escape tunnels just in case that my defenses were breach.
5. hanap ng magandang chicks na makakasama, mahirap atang mag isa lang ako at nakatunganga he he he.....

 

[ronell10]

5. hanap ng magandang chicks na makakasama, mahirap atang mag isa lang ako at nakatunganga he he he.....

eto nakalimutan ko sayang ang mga cold-lonely nights kung walang ganto

 

[ninku009]

@ronel10. Lintik na... nakakabitin ang Walking Dead 2, matagal na naman mag-aabang para sa updates..

Topic:

I prefer long swords at isang magnum (Gunz style) for zombie combats .

Sword for short range and magnum for long range.

Tama na humanap muna tayo ng pang depensa sa sarili. Then maghahanap ng makakasama (survivors). Parang mas trip ko nga sa jungle kaysa sa city. Walang masyadong zombie at ang available resources ay nandun na

 

[dhanzboy]

eto nakalimutan ko sayang ang mga cold-lonely nights kung walang ganto

ha ha ha......


nainggit kasi ako dun sa isang nag post. buti pa sya isasama nya ang GF nya. eh pano naman ako pag solo lang ako? dapat may makakasama din ano ha ha ha.......

kelangan rin naman magparami dahil for sure maraming mapapatay na tao ang mga zombies........

 

[ronell10]

@ronel10. Lintik na... nakakabitin ang Walking Dead 2, matagal na naman mag-aabang para sa updates..

Topic:

I prefer long swords at isang magnum (Gunz style) for zombie combats .

Sword for short range and magnum for long range.

Tama na humanap muna tayo ng pang depensa sa sarili. Then maghahanap ng makakasama (survivors). Parang mas trip ko nga sa jungle kaysa sa city. Walang masyadong zombie at ang available resources ay nandun na

korek! mga sept or oct na naman siguro yun

ha ha ha......


nainggit kasi ako dun sa isang nag post. buti pa sya isasama nya ang GF nya. eh pano naman ako pag solo lang ako? dapat may makakasama din ano ha ha ha.......

kelangan rin naman magparami dahil for sure maraming mapapatay na tao ang mga zombies........

oo nga e, swerte mo pa kung 1 or more sexy chick ang kasama mo, tapos ikaw lang ang guy... sasabihin mo "remember kelangan magparami"

 

[dhanzboy]

@ronel10. Lintik na... nakakabitin ang Walking Dead 2, matagal na naman mag-aabang para sa updates..

Topic:

I prefer long swords at isang magnum (Gunz style) for zombie combats .

Sword for short range and magnum for long range.

Tama na humanap muna tayo ng pang depensa sa sarili. Then maghahanap ng makakasama (survivors). Parang mas trip ko nga sa jungle kaysa sa city. Walang masyadong zombie at ang available resources ay nandun na

sa tingin ko mas mahirap kung sa jungle ang gagawin mong safe zone mo. too many things to consider unlike sa city na mas clear at mas malapit sa mga necessities na kakailanganin. for me last option na ang jungle pero dun na ako mag aala tarzan....

 

[ronell10]

hmm korek hirap din sa jungle, tulad nung sa Walking dead, ang daming angulo na pwedeng pagsulputan hehe... sa city kasi medyo effortless na gumawa ng base, dahil mga sementado na naman

 

[kageru00]

mas ok kung ito susundan niyo... yun sa zombieland...




Rule 1: Cardio: This one comes up in Zombieland and clearly makes alot of sense. How many fat people do you see at the end of the world when its zombies doing the ending?



Rule 2: Beware of Bathrooms: Really not just bathrooms any good apocalyptic zombie survivor should know better then going into a bathroom, small closet or any other small room with only one way in or out. Only thing stupider to go into then a bathroom is a movie theater. Lots of places to run around before you get eaten.



Rule 3: Seatbelts: Its a safe bet unless your a complete dumb dumb ( see rule #7 ) your not going to be hoofing it on foot in the event of a zombie outbreak. So when travelling on four wheels wear your seat belt. Nothing worse then finding yourself ejected out of your car into the loving and oh so hungry arms of zombies.



Rule 4: Doubletap: Carrying a gun is a great idea but it should never be your primary weapon. When you do end up using it for that last minute 'oh shit' moment remember to double tap. Its an emergency and thats why your using it and not your cricket bat so why skimp? One bullet more in the head will go a long way to ensuring your survival.



Rule 5: No Attachments: This is a tough one but you can not have attachments. If you got kids or a wife your less likely to survive then the gal or guy who has no attachments and nothing slowing him or her down. Or worse yet making bonehead decisions like 'going back into the room'



Rule 6: Travel in a Group: The best way to increase your odds of survival when travelling in a zombie outbreak is to make sure your a traveling buffet. Going it alone gives the zombies no choices but to eat you. Going it with the old man with the limp, the little kid who cant run and the middle aged woman with the plastic leg gives the zombies more options and you better odds you can run away faster then they can.



Rule 7: Keep the Dumb Dumbs Close at Hand: One of the most sure fire ways of making sure you survive is keeping the less intelligent as close at hand as possible. When you find somebody who asks you 'Whats going on? What Happened? Those are the ones you want with you. That way when the zombies come they are likely to stupid to realize its not Amway calling and run.



Rule 8: Kill with Efficiency: Its not about pretty its about efficiency. Alot of folks run for the gun cabinet where as the truly savvy go looking for the most blunt and effective way to destroy the brain. That can be anything from a baseball bat... to a toilet lid! Kill with Efficiency... dont use weapons that need something to work and use weapons you can swing over and over and over again. You dont tend to run into 1 zombie at a time.



Rule 9: Guns Are for Hunting, Not for Zombie Killing: This one is simple. Guns need bullets. When your running who has time to stop for bullets? Keeping a shotgun with buckshot on hand is important but only when your pinned in and need a quick getaway. Its not a proper means for killing zombies as they run out of ammo and need reloading. Remember a Cricket Bat, or Toilet Lid do not need loading!



Rule 10: Be Quiet: Its the end of the world as you know it so try to avoid squeeling like a 4th grade school girl and perhaps invest in some good sneakers. Nobody said you have to kill all the zombies and there is certainly no shame in sneaking around and surviving versus tearing around like a madman and ending up being an undead happy meal.



Rule 15: Know Your Way out! Nothing worse then a poorly planned escape. If your going to be a hero its always a good idea to plan ahead and as the rule states.. know your way out!



Rule 17: Don't Be a Hero: The hot chick who was totally gonna give you some is not worth becoming the undead. So when the going gets rough and the hot chick is about to get undead... its time to flee. No making a stand no ending up a brave zombie. Better to be a chicken liver live guy.



Rule 18: Limber Up: When either fighting a zombie or running from zombies its not a great time to be pulling a muscle or throwing your back out. So limbering up is kind of a must. Stretch it out a little.. it may save your life.



Rule 19: Blend in: Much as Shaun did in Shaun of the Dead its important to blend in. Whens the last time you saw a zombie try to eat another zombie? not easily done but with the right odor and smearing of goo on your face it can happen.



Rule 20: Find The Right Shelter: Shelter is key to survival but since we are already travelling in a group you should ask yourself why the shelter needs to be stationary. For me a motor home or large all terrain vehicle that seats a half dozen would do nicely. Plus when zombies arrive in your neighbourhood there is no last minute scramble to pack and leave. Just put it in drive and roll!



Rule 21: Zombies cant Climb. Much like you have never seen a zombie eat another zombie whens the last time you saw a zombie climb a wall? Well other then the debacle that was the remake of Day of the Dead which had spiderman zombies. Zombies can climb so find high ground if you do need to stop.



Rule 22: Be ruthless: Much like having no attachments being ruthless is key. When your bride turns into the undead, reach for the lid to the toilet seat and be ruthless. The weak and compassionate will not survive in the world of the undead.



Rule 23: God Bless Rednecks: Rednecks are loud, brash, well armed and ready to kick ass now and ask questions later. So when a redneck shows up in your group half drunk and rumbling louder then your humvee welcome him. Sure rednecks can attract zombies but they also are well armed and kill a whole lot of em when they do come for dinner. Best of all they are good bait for you to make your exit while he is making a mess of the zombies and before he realizes he just ran out of bullets and does the happy meal groan.



Rule 24: No Drinking. This one should be pretty plain obvious. Escaping zombies is tough enough as it is. How well do you think you will do after downing a couple shots of Jack Daniels? Drinking is not a good survival tactic.



Rule 31: Check the Back Seat. I cant tell you how many times somebody has eaten it or in this case been eaten because they are just not smart enough to check the back seat. Always check the back seat friends. Always!



Rule 32: Enjoy the Little Things: Its the end of the world. Dont sweat the small stuff. Loot a neighbourhood or two, trash a car, speed! Do the little things and enjoy em. Who knows how long you have to live!

 

[iran]

GAGAYAHIN KO SI MICHONE NAMAY KATANA AT DALAWANG ZOMBIE NA NAKAKADENA

 

[ninku009]

korek! mga sept or oct na naman siguro yun





oo nga e, swerte mo pa kung 1 or more sexy chick ang kasama mo, tapos ikaw lang ang guy... sasabihin mo "remember kelangan magparami"

nakita mo na yun babaeng may dalawang alagang zombie? asteg!!

TOPIC: gaganahan pa bang magparami kung madaming zombie?

 

[ronell10]

nakita mo na yun babaeng may dalawang alagang zombie? asteg!!

TOPIC: gaganahan pa bang magparami kung madaming zombie?

oo gulat nga ako dun, astig... kaso sana wag maging parang Resident Evil na ang story, yung tipong may super-human-killing-machine ng zombie hehe

@Topic: Why not! Lalo na kung ang kasama mo artistahin