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[itmit28]

What is Sex?:
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Sex is so much like the English Alphabet:
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You start with a a a a a a a......
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And then you'll end with Z Z Z Z....

 

[fullmoonya]

What is Sex?:
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Sex is so much like the English Alphabet:
.......
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You start with a a a a a a a......
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And then you'll end with Z Z Z Z....

hahahaha..natawa ako dito sir..

 

[boneheead]

Commitment does not mean sticking to a
person when you do not
have any option,
it means keeping a relation
with someone even though
you have lots of options.

 

[boneheead]

dont talk when your mouth is full .
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of LIES!

 

[gamelooker03]

lupet ng thread na to 2 thumbs up

 

[boneheead]

I'll always need my child no
matter what age I am. My
child made me laugh... made
me cry... stressed me out...
wiped my tears... hugged
me tight... seen me fall... cheered me on... kept me
strong... and drove me a
little CRAZY at times!!! But,
my child is a promise from
God that I will have friend
forever! (Put this as your status if you have been
blessed with great kid...)

 

[boneheead]

Hindi naman lahat ng sinasabi niya eh
kasinungalingan,
Minsan kasi ayaw mo lang
paniwalaan dahil mas
pinipili mo syang
PAGDUDAHAN.

 

[chenchen11]

Kung hindi ka pwedeng maging commited, wag kang magpaligaw. Kung hindi mo kayang magmahal ng pangmatagalan,
wag kang sumugal. Hindi yung kung kelan sayo na umiikot mundo nya, tsaka mo sya iiwan.

 

[chenchen11]

May mga tao talagang hindi nakalaan para sa isa't isa.

Ang mahirap lang doon...
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hindi na nga NAKALAAN,
PINAGTATAGPO pa.

 

[boneheead]

Love is always patient and kind.
It is never jealous.
Love is never boastful or
conceited.
It is never rude or selfish.
It does not take offense and is not resentful.

 

[boneheead]

Hindi lahat ng tahimik ay NASA LOOB
ANG KULO.. Sila lang kasi yung tipo ng
tao na
MARUNONG MAG-ISIP, BAGO
MUNA KUMIBO.

 

[boneheead]

Minsan, kahit gawin natin
lahat, kung ayaw talaga,
pbyaan mo na. Hindi nman
masamang sumuko. Akala
lang ng marami yun, Pero
kung matapang ka talaga, alam mo kung kelan ka
hihinto.

 

[boneheead]

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you
no lies.

 

[chenchen11]

Ang lalaking matagal sa CR..
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ay naglalaro na ng ANGRY BIRDS! XD

 

[chenchen11]

“Kung hindi mo alam kung sino ka, paano mo maipagmamalaki ang sarili mo?"

 

[boneheead]

lupet ng thread na to 2 thumbs up

 

[boneheead]

Whatever we do lays a seed in our deepest consciousness, and one day that seed will grow...

 

[boneheead]

Seek to do good, and you will find that happiness will run after you...

 

[boneheead]

A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials.

 

[boneheead]

You are the *coca* to my *cola*
You are the *race* to my *car*
You are the *macaroni* to my *cheese*
You are the *Wal* to my *Mart*
but most of all....
... You are the *keys* to my *heart*