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[leftoutkid]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

Yung Feeling na Alam mong Mabaho, Papaamoy mo pa.

 

[leftoutkid]

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When I get rich, I'm going to open a store next to FOREVER 21 and call it "FINALLY 22".....

 

[leftoutkid]

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Ito ang mga BEST partners in life:

KUBA: mapagkumbaba
PILAY: hindi ka tatakbuhan
BULAG: walang pakialam sa looks mo
PIPI: hindi nagbibitiw ng bad words
DULING: hindi ka hahayaang mag-isa

 

[xx0n3sidexx]

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Kapag ako binigyan mo ng chance para mahalin ka, promise ko sayo! TULOG ka na, KINIKILIG ka pa ♥

Pa copy po nito Ts, thanks..

 

[leftoutkid]

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Nanay: Oh? Bat ang bat ang dumi mo? Napano ka?
Anak: Nakita mo yung kanal sa harapan ng bahay natin?
Nanay: Oo, bakit?
Anak: Ako, Hinde!

 

[leftoutkid]

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Sabi nila, kung sino'ng may kailangan, siya dapat ang lumapit...

Eh pano yung nalulunod? Siya din ba lalapit?

 

[leftoutkid]

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Wag kang magtaka kung may nanlalandi agad sa EX mo.


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GANYAN TALAGA ANG TAE, NILALANGAW! HAHA.

 

[leftoutkid]

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Sa Sobrang Sarap Niyong Mga Babae..


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Pati Kayo Nag Titikiman Na.

 

[hexboyers]

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A married man died b4 he even had sex w/his wife.

Wife cut his penis & glued it on d wall.

Evry night, d wife went 2 d wall and satisfy her self.

1 night, a male neighbor saw d routine.

He made a hole on d wall, removed d penis and

replaced his own & waited 4 his turn.

Later, d wife went 2 d wall w/a knife,

cut d penis and said:

"honey lilipat na tayo ng bahay"

 

[torbela123]

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matagal na akong nag tumatambay sa thread na ito ni sir Leftoutkid at karamihan dito ay pinopost ko sa fb ko. Kaya sir lefout natural lang yan na may mga gustong mag papansin. ^_^. ika nga you can't put a good man down

 

[kinglaboy]

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"TRUE LOVE CAN WAIT, but feeling does not"

 

[kinglaboy]

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ETO SAGOT DIYAN.

Ako ang May 2 mo.
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Ang May 2-nay na pagmamahal sayo.

eto naman sagot ko jan

ikaw si MAY 3!
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MAY 3p sa akin!

 

[juters18]

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Share ko lang!

FB status:

Kahit anong ganda ng mga payo ng magulang at kaibigan mo, walang binatbat yan sa bulong at tapik ng TOYO sa utak mo.

 

[ewankosayu]

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isa na ako sa abangers sa thread mo TS

 

[ny21]

minsan dumarating ang oras na may 2
taong nagmamahal sayo, pareho ka nilang
mhaal pro isa lang dapat piliin.. dapat may
magpaubaya, dapat may manalo.. Sino
pipiliin mo? yung handang magparaya o
yung ayaw magpatalo?

 

[xhisor]

madalas nila sabihin pag nainLab ka.. "ang
tanga-tanga mo!" o kaya namjn.. "gago
kaba?" at meron pang.."nagpauto ka naman!"
sagutin mo nalang ng simple.."tangina,
ngmahal kanaba?!"

 

[xMomo]

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pa sir leftoutkid.. wag na pansinin ang mga papansin na yan.. :salute













NOTE: ngaun ko lang naranasan na gigising ako sa umaga ng 30 notification.. hehehhe lahat nglilike.. sir leftoutkid

 

[imbakiller]

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2loy mo lang to TS

 

[leftoutkid]

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The phrase `I need to talk to you.` has the ability to strike fear into the heart of anyone.

 

[leftoutkid]

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Friendship is like a book. it takes a few seconds to burn, but it takes years to write