Cool Facebook Status

Collections of cool facebook status. Look or share yours here.​

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[leftoutkid]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

Sa ating buhay maaring huminto ang oras,
lumipas ang araw, magdaan ang ilang taon, isa lang ang sisiguraduhin ko. sa bawat umagang babangon ka may muta ka sa mata tiyak yun!

 

[leftoutkid]

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Sana NOTHING na lang kami...

Kasi NOTHING lasts FOREVER.

 

[leftoutkid]

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Sinabi ng classmate/teacher mo yung pangalan ng crush mo.

LAHAT sila tumingin sayo.

 

[leftoutkid]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

Yung moment na mag-isa lang ako sa bahay tapos ang daming sinampay na damit tapos biglang umulan.

Utang na loob!

 

[leftoutkid]

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Yung moment na ang sarap batukan ng kaibigan mo kasi hindi niya matuloy tuloy yung kwento dahil nauuna yung tawa niya.

 

[leftoutkid]

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Normal lang ang mag-ayos ng mukha pag class picture.

Kaso may problema.…

Bakit ung mga ilan… … NAGPAPABANGO PA??

 

[leftoutkid]

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Bakit may mga taong pangit? PARA MAY KAMUKHA KA SYEMPRE!

 

[imbakiller]

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ayos na ayos ang update ngaun araw ah .. more pa TS

 

[leftoutkid]

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Iba ang PAGPAPAKATOTOO sa PAGPAPAKATAO. You can be Honest but not Humane. Meron ka lang ATTITUDE pero wala kang VALUES.

 

[leftoutkid]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

May mga bagay na hindi dapat pinangungunahan.

Boy: Unli ka ba?
Girl: Maeexpire na maya maya.
Boy: Banat yun.

 

[leftoutkid]

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"I love your eyes but I love mine more, without my eyes, I can't see yours."

 

[leftoutkid]

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Feeling maganda, Maputi ka lang, Gaga.

 

[leftoutkid]

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Yung mga nagcocomment ng "First" sa Facebook. Tangina, bigyan ng award ng matahimik na!

 

[leftoutkid]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

Para kang Scarborough Shoal. Kahit angkinin ka ng iba, ipaglalaban pa rin kita kasi alam ko talagang AKIN KA.

 

[leftoutkid]

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That awkward moment when you are STALKING someone on FACEBOOK and then you accidentally LIKE their status from 2 years ago. HAHA! )

 

[iamjhan]

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Go Sir LeftOutKid! MORE MORE MORE! Waiting for new updates..

 

[3L3M3NTO]

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sir left wala ba tau jan tungkol kay ladygaga! heheh

 

[kinglaboy]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

yung tipong uutot ka lang pero may ... Teka cr lang ako.

 

[leftoutkid]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

Reason's why i'm not protesting lady gaga concert..


share lang.

 

[leftoutkid]

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ang relasyong na hindi pinaghirapan, and uwi sa basurahan at hindi sa simbahan!