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Quotes/Jokes/Banats


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Enjoy reading guys!
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PART I

BANAT

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- shaolinpunk
[1339]*
- jopac
[1531]*
- Drian16




TAGALOG QUOTES
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TAGALOG BITTER QUOTES
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ANG TUNAY NA LALAKE/BABAE...
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AKO NGA PALA SI/ IKAW BA SI....
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KASABIHAN
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ANGRY QUOTES
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JOKES
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- Caezar


SIGNS THAT YOUR SON MIGHT BE GAY
POST # [1315]
- Caezar





LOVE QUOTES
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YUNG FEELING NA
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DOTA PICK-UP LINES
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- Drian16




BOB ONG QUOTES
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PAPA JACK QUOTES
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SAD LOVE QUOTES
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SWEET LOVE QUOTES
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Tagalog Long Distance Relationship Love Quotes

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**Pwede din po kayo magpost ng quotes/jokes/banat niyo dito... :)​



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--sa mga katext kong send ng send ng quotes..:D
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Girl: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTVWXYZ
Boy: Bakit walang U?
Girl: Oops! Sorry. I miss U!
Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUUUUUUUUUUVWXYZ
Girl: Oh, bakit ang daming U?
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Boy: 'Cause I love U. :">

 


Sana wag kang magsawa sa KAMA,
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KAMAmahal mo sakin.

LOOOOOOOOL~

 


Huwag mong iaasa ang kabuuan ng sarili at pagkatao mo sa kamay ng ibang tao..
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Unang una sa lahat, Hindi ka PUZZLE… :D

 

Mas taob ng isang pagkakamali..
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ang libo libong nagawa mong tama

agree??

 
Kahit si Detective Conan pa ang tawagin mo..
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Hinding hindi niya matutuklasan kung paano ako nagkagusto sayo .​
 
Anong pinagkaiba ng PUSO ko sa BAHAY niyo? Sa BAHAY niyo, marami kang kasama. Sa PUSO ko, ikaw lang at wala ng iba.​
 
Girl: Miss mo na ba ako?
Boy: Miss palang ngayon, sa susunod Mrs. na kita.​
 
Boy: anong hanap mo sa isang lalaki?
Girl: kahit simple lang basta mabait..
Boy: ahhhh..
Girl: eh ikaw naman.. anong hanap mo sa isang babae?
Boy: Wala..
Girl: huh? bat wala?
Boy: kasi, nahanap na kita.. :rofl:​
 


kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name








(take a guess)...Janice????
 
boy : “i did not kiss his girlfriend..
i just whispered something
in her mouth..” ~>hanep sa palusot
 
alam mu bang may 6 na uri ng view q para SAYO?

1.front view

2.back view

3.top view

4.left side view

5.right side view at………..

I LOVE VIEW! xD
 
BOY; freezer kba?

GIRL: bakit?

BOY: kasi……






nagyeyelo ngipin mo xD
 

eto green...:DD
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karayum ka ba?
kasi sinulid ako...



kahit anong liit
ng butas mo

papasukin ko para sayo......o////o






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kuya Bluedragon-- sorry di ko magawa ung pick up line
di ako marunong eh...saka walang maisip...:D> hehe


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Boy: Miss, pwede ka bang ligawan?

Girl: ‘Wag na lang. Mukang ikaw naman kasi ang naliligaw, e.


Boy: Ha? Bakit naman?


Girl: Matagal ka nang nalilligaw sa puso ko. :p ;)
 
Green din 'to...kaya green ang font...hahaha

me ganun...
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boy:hindi kaba nilalamig??

gurl:bakit?

boy:nakahubad ka kase sa isipan ko !
 



Kilala mo ba c nevermore.

sa DOTA?

bakit?




NEVERMIND!

-----BLAGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
 
Boy: Kape ka ba?

Neneng: Bakit???

Boy: Kasi.. dahil sayo, hindi ako makatulog pag gabi..!!

Neneng: Bakit???

Boy: kasi ikaw ang laging nasa isip ko..!!!
 
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