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PART I

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TAGALOG QUOTES
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TAGALOG BITTER QUOTES
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ANG TUNAY NA LALAKE/BABAE...
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AKO NGA PALA SI/ IKAW BA SI....
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KASABIHAN
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ANGRY QUOTES
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JOKES
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- Caezar


SIGNS THAT YOUR SON MIGHT BE GAY
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- Caezar





LOVE QUOTES
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YUNG FEELING NA
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DOTA PICK-UP LINES
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BOB ONG QUOTES
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PAPA JACK QUOTES
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SAD LOVE QUOTES
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SWEET LOVE QUOTES
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Tagalog Long Distance Relationship Love Quotes

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Re: KOWTS AND Many More :))

LAHAT NAMAN NG TAO MAY KADRAMAHAN SA BUHAY

Yun nga lang, yung iba, OA. :)
 
Re: KOWTS AND Many More :))

You know you love him
when his happiness becomes
essential to yours.
 
Re: KOWTS AND Many More :))

The most important kind of freedom is to be what you really are. You trade in your reality for a role. You trade in your sense for an act. You give up your ability to feel, and in exchange, put on a mask. There can’t be any large-scale revolution until there’s a personal revolution, on an individual level. It’s got to happen inside first.


— Jim Morrison
 
Re: KOWTS AND Many More :))

You don't give what you have; you give who you are.
 
Re: KOWTS AND Many More :))

always choose the hurtful truth over the comforting lie.
 
Minsan yung mga mukhang inosenteng tao,
sila pa yung makagagawa ng mga bagay na hindi mo inaasahan​
 
Pag sumama ka sa MATALINO magiging MATALINO ka,
Pag sumama ka sa ADIK magiging ADIK ka..
.
.
.
Try mong sumama sa AKIN. At magiging AKIN ka ♥​
 
Masama bang maging kaligayahanang kalungkutan ng iba? . . .Lalo na ang balitang BREAK NA SILA? HAHAHA.​
 
Huwag kang umastana ang YAMAN YAMAN mo! Eh isa ka lang namang hamak na TAMBAY sa PUSO ko!​
 
Bakit ang glue kayang ipagdikit ang dalawang bagay? eh kami ng CRUSH kow 'di niya kayang ipagdikit.? BAGAY naman kami aahh. HAHAHA :D​
 
Re: My Collection of Quotes

Conversation between ex's.

Girl: Your new girlfriend is pretty. (I bet she stole your heart)

Boy: Yeah, she is. (But you're still the most beautiful I know)

Girl: I heard she's funny and amazing. (All the stuff I wasn't)

Boy: She sure is. (But she's nothing compared to you)

Girl: I bet you know about her by now. (Like how you knew just about everything about me)

Boy: Only the stuff that count. (I can't even remember the stuff she tells me when I think of you)

Girl: Well, I hope you guys last. (Because we never did)

Boy: I hope we do too. (Whatever happened to me and you)

Girl: Well, I got to go. (Before I start to cry)

Boy: Yeah, me too. (I hope you won't cry)

Girl: Bye. (I still love you)

Boy: Later. (I never stopped)
 
My Collection of Quotes

Ok lang umiyak at masaktan.

Ok lang magselos at magtampo.

Ok lang manahimik kahit alam mong tama ka.

Babae ka eh, at nagmamahal.

Pero 'wag niyang sasabihing lalaki lang siya para masaktan at paluhain ka.

Just like what elders said before:
"Ang babae, parang bulaklak. Wag mong pipitasin kung sisirain mo rin lang naman."
 
My Collection of Quotes

Alam mo kung ano ang tunay na PAGMAMAHAL?

Yun 'yung taong handang MAGBAGO para sa taong mahal nila.

Kahit hindi sila sigurado kung may MAPAPALA sila.
 
Re: My Collection of Quotes

thanks ma'am for this inspirational quotes,pahiram ha pang status s facebook
 
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