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PART I

BANAT

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- shaolinpunk
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- Drian16




TAGALOG QUOTES
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TAGALOG BITTER QUOTES
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ANG TUNAY NA LALAKE/BABAE...
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AKO NGA PALA SI/ IKAW BA SI....
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KASABIHAN
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ANGRY QUOTES
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JOKES
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- Caezar


SIGNS THAT YOUR SON MIGHT BE GAY
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- Caezar





LOVE QUOTES
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YUNG FEELING NA
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DOTA PICK-UP LINES
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BOB ONG QUOTES
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PAPA JACK QUOTES
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SWEET LOVE QUOTES
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Tagalog Long Distance Relationship Love Quotes

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Ikaw ba si YNAH?





Ang matagal ko ng YNAH-antay? :)
 
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hindi naman mahirap magmahal eh







lalo na kung ako ang mamahalin mo.​
 
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My Collection of Quotes

Learn that when you plan to get even with someone, your only letting that person continue to hurt you.

Learn ignoring the facts do not change the facts.

Learn the easiest way to grow as a person is to surround yourself with people smarter than you are.

Learn that no one is perfect until you fall in love with someone.

And learn that life is tough, but you can be tougher.
 
Narra ka ba?






Ang NARRA-rapat sa akin? :”> ♥
 
“Alam mo, para kang si Coco Martin…


Bakit?




YUMMY! :))))”
 
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cement ka ba ?










… ka cement to be tayo :”>
 
Boy: Samahan mo nga ako sa ospital..


Girl: Bakit?


Boy: Ang dami ko na kasing nararamdaman para sa iyo.. :giveheart:
 
Boy: Kamusta naman buhay mo?

Girl: Eto, okay lang. Ikaw, kamusta buhay mo?

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Boy: Eto, kausap ko. :)



Girl: :kilay:
 
Kahit isip bata ako, basta humawak ka lang sa kamay ko..








Sasamahan kita hanggang sa pagtanda mo. :)
 
Girl: Delayed ba ang text?

Boy: Nagreply na ko, bakit kaya delayed?

Girl: Aw, puno nga pala ung inbox ko pero nakareceive naman ako kanina. Haha.

Boy: Uhm Para palang pagmamahal ko yang inbox mo eh, NAGUUMAPAW.
 
My Collection of Quotes

Hindi tamang itulak palayo ang nagmamahal sa'yo.

Para lang mapatunayan mo kung babalik siya dahil mahal ka niya.

Dahil ayon sa pag-aaral.

Anumang itulak palayo ay sadyang lalayo.
 
BF:Bakit mo lagi binubuksan yung FB ko tapos lagi ka nman nagseselos sa mga nakikita mo?

GF:Syempre, nagseselos ako kasi mahal kita at ayoko ng may kabiruan
kang ibang babae maliban sakin! Bakit yung sakin hindi mo binubuksan FB ko?

BF:kasi meron akong tiwala sayo na wala kang gagawin na kakaiba.. Ganyan kita ka mahal at 100% ang tiwala ko sayo. :}
 
My Collection of Quotes

Mahal kita pero patuloy mo akong sinasaktan.

Mahal kita pero patuloy mo akong pinapahirapan.

Sabi mo pa nga, "Wag mo akong iiwan."

Sagot ko naman, "Syempre! Kapag wala na ako, wala ka ng LARUAN."
 
Boy: Kabayo ka ba?

Girl: Dahil ba masarap akong sakyan?

Boy: Hindi! Sarap mo kasing hambalusin nitong latigo ko! :chair:

Girl: :weep:

Naisip ko lang ishare xD
 
My Collection of Quotes

Don’t be cold to people you once knew.

Just because they couldn’t realize your worth.

Instead be nice to them.

So, they could realize what they’ve been missing.
 
My Collection of Quotes

If by chance, your hearts knows where to stay.

Let it, cause sometimes it takes along time for your heart.

To find a new place to rest and trust again.
 
My Collection of Quotes

Good things come to those who wait.

Better things come to those who try.

Best things come to those who believe.

But desired things come to those who pray.
 
My Collection of Quotes

Love your friend so much, but don’t let her know too much.

Cause once your friend become a foe, the whole will know.

It isn’t a good day, I wont forget this day.

Like how they so called friends where all against me.
 
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