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PART I

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- shaolinpunk
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- jopac
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- Drian16




TAGALOG QUOTES
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(Mga Patama)
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-light29 & bluedragon2790
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-bluedragon2790
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TAGALOG BITTER QUOTES
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ANG TUNAY NA LALAKE/BABAE...
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AKO NGA PALA SI/ IKAW BA SI....
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KASABIHAN
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ANGRY QUOTES
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JOKES
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- Caezar


SIGNS THAT YOUR SON MIGHT BE GAY
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- Caezar





LOVE QUOTES
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YUNG FEELING NA
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DOTA PICK-UP LINES
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- Drian16




BOB ONG QUOTES
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PAPA JACK QUOTES
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SAD LOVE QUOTES
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SWEET LOVE QUOTES
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Tagalog Long Distance Relationship Love Quotes

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Girl: I wish I could read your mind.
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Girl: If I walked away, would you come after me?
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