PAMATAY NA BANAT
Share share lang mga Pamatay nyong Banat
Banat na!
Share share lang mga Pamatay nyong Banat
Banat na!
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Wagas at Pamatay Na Banat [ALWAYS UPDATED]
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Re: Pamatay Na Banat [ALWAYS UPDATED]
"In 11 big K 1+a"
"In 11 big K 1+a"
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Boy: excuse me miss, pedeng favor?
Girl: Anu yun?
Boy: pede bang pa miskol nung cellphone ko, hindi ko kasi makita. xD
Boy: excuse me miss, pedeng favor?
Girl: Anu yun?
Boy: pede bang pa miskol nung cellphone ko, hindi ko kasi makita. xD
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Re: Pamatay Na Banat [ALWAYS UPDATED]
GF: twitter ka ba?
ako: bakit?
GF: nagttrend ka kasi sa puso ko..
GF: twitter ka ba?
ako: bakit?
GF: nagttrend ka kasi sa puso ko..
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no problem po..
no problem po..
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G-Tech ka ba?
Kasi manghihinayang talaga ako kapag nawala ka :|
G-Tech ka ba?
Kasi manghihinayang talaga ako kapag nawala ka :|
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reading. . .
reading. . .
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dagdag nanaman sa mga babasahin ko sa araw araw
thanks TS..
Keep it coming
dagdag nanaman sa mga babasahin ko sa araw araw
thanks TS..
Keep it coming
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offtopic muna ha..quotes toh..
madaling mahalin ang taong palangiti
pero mas masarap mahalin ang taong suplada.....
na alam mong ikaw lang nagpapangiti sa kanya ^___^
offtopic muna ha..quotes toh..
madaling mahalin ang taong palangiti
pero mas masarap mahalin ang taong suplada.....
na alam mong ikaw lang nagpapangiti sa kanya ^___^
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Sa Mall, bar or any public place, make sure your phone is not in silent mode. Sit beside or in front of a girl across a table..
"Miss, pwede mo ba ko tulungan, nawawala kasi phone ko eh kelangan ko text wife ko, magkikita kasi kami dito. Pa-text naman please.. (basta ganitong pa-epek. less chance of getting denied by a girl. you are married.)
If the girl agrees, either you use her phone or she does the texting for you. Either way, make up a message to your 'wife', something like "Mommy, dito na ako." But give/type in your own mobile number.
Don't leave just yet, of course.
Your phone sounds from the girl's text message...
You: "Oops, sorry nakalimutan ko nasa bulsa ko pala... ...Nakalimutan ko ding single pa ko at walang asawa o girlfriend." (It's best that you're both sitting as I mentioned earlier or else by the time you finish saying this she may have already turned away)
Save her number (do this while saying the above words to her, while looking at her. So this requires a little bit of skill. Not really hard to memorize, just few clicks).. BUT hand your phone to her at the name's screen.
"You can type in your name, you can delete your number. 'Up to you. By the way it's Bertong Bolero... Nah, just Bert."..
Sa Mall, bar or any public place, make sure your phone is not in silent mode. Sit beside or in front of a girl across a table..
"Miss, pwede mo ba ko tulungan, nawawala kasi phone ko eh kelangan ko text wife ko, magkikita kasi kami dito. Pa-text naman please.. (basta ganitong pa-epek. less chance of getting denied by a girl. you are married.)
If the girl agrees, either you use her phone or she does the texting for you. Either way, make up a message to your 'wife', something like "Mommy, dito na ako." But give/type in your own mobile number.
Don't leave just yet, of course.
Your phone sounds from the girl's text message...
You: "Oops, sorry nakalimutan ko nasa bulsa ko pala... ...Nakalimutan ko ding single pa ko at walang asawa o girlfriend." (It's best that you're both sitting as I mentioned earlier or else by the time you finish saying this she may have already turned away)
Save her number (do this while saying the above words to her, while looking at her. So this requires a little bit of skill. Not really hard to memorize, just few clicks).. BUT hand your phone to her at the name's screen.
"You can type in your name, you can delete your number. 'Up to you. By the way it's Bertong Bolero... Nah, just Bert."..
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kahit panghabang buhay na sintensiya,,tatanggapin ko ...
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basta't ang puso mo ang magiging kulungan ko
kahit panghabang buhay na sintensiya,,tatanggapin ko ...
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basta't ang puso mo ang magiging kulungan ko
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GF: promise me you wont love any other girl after me
BF: dko mai papangako yan .
GF: so may susunod pa pla sakin
BF: ou kamukang kamukang mupa tas tatawagin ka nyang
" MAMA "
GF: promise me you wont love any other girl after me
BF: dko mai papangako yan .
GF: so may susunod pa pla sakin
BF: ou kamukang kamukang mupa tas tatawagin ka nyang
" MAMA "
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Kung ang Langit KUMUKULOG-KULOG sa tuwing Umuulan..
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Ang PUSO ko naman, TUMITIBOK-TIBOK, sa tuwing ika’y nasisilayan..
Kung ang Langit KUMUKULOG-KULOG sa tuwing Umuulan..
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Ang PUSO ko naman, TUMITIBOK-TIBOK, sa tuwing ika’y nasisilayan..
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Para sa crush nyong katrabaho
He: Hay, gusto ko na talagang magresign sa trabahong to.
She: Bakit naman?
He: Ang liit kasi ng sweldo ko, di man lang pwedeng ipam-buhay ng pamilya.
She: Ganun ba?
He: Ikaw ba? Yung sweldo mo ba dito pwede ipambuhay ng pamilya?
She; Hindi rin eh.
He; Pano kaya kung pagsamahin natin sweldo natin, pwede na kaya tayo bumuhay ng pamilya?
Para sa crush nyong katrabaho
He: Hay, gusto ko na talagang magresign sa trabahong to.
She: Bakit naman?
He: Ang liit kasi ng sweldo ko, di man lang pwedeng ipam-buhay ng pamilya.
She: Ganun ba?
He: Ikaw ba? Yung sweldo mo ba dito pwede ipambuhay ng pamilya?
She; Hindi rin eh.
He; Pano kaya kung pagsamahin natin sweldo natin, pwede na kaya tayo bumuhay ng pamilya?
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Para kang table of contents ng isang libro.
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...Kasi ikaw ang paksa ng bawat pahina ng buhay ko..
Para kang table of contents ng isang libro.
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ng love parang sugal...
isusugal mo lahat manalo ka man o matalo....
pero ito ang tandaan mo....
handa akong mandaya wag ka lang mawala!
ng love parang sugal...
isusugal mo lahat manalo ka man o matalo....
pero ito ang tandaan mo....
handa akong mandaya wag ka lang mawala!
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kapag iniwan ka ng mahal mo.....
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pasalubong kamo! xD
kapag iniwan ka ng mahal mo.....
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pasalubong kamo! xD
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hindi ka lang nangunguna sa NEWS FEED ko ,
MOST RECENT ka na sa isip ko...
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TOP NEWS ka pa sa PUSO ko. .
hindi ka lang nangunguna sa NEWS FEED ko ,
MOST RECENT ka na sa isip ko...
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TOP NEWS ka pa sa PUSO ko. .
TS
