PAMATAY NA BANAT
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Banat na!
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Banat na!
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Wagas at Pamatay Na Banat [ALWAYS UPDATED]
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mga tol alam nyo yung sagot sa BILOG AKO na bugtong?
yung ganito simula
bilog ako
nakikita sa cr
hinahanap sa library
pede higaan
pero di pede upuan
note: kulang pa to may kasunod pa yan di ko lang matandaan wahehehe
mga tol alam nyo yung sagot sa BILOG AKO na bugtong?
yung ganito simula
bilog ako
nakikita sa cr
hinahanap sa library
pede higaan
pero di pede upuan
note: kulang pa to may kasunod pa yan di ko lang matandaan wahehehe
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^.^ Top Ten Reasons Why Some People Stay Single ^.^
1. Destiny Addict-- umaasa sa tadhana.
2. Perfectionist-- sobrang choosy.
3. Busy- busyhan-- mga taong workaholic.
4. Friendship Theory-- kung friends, friends lang tlgah.
5. X to death power-- taong di makaget-over sa past relationship.
6. Family Feud--- takot sa parents.
7. Forever Basted-- walang nagkamali.
8. Heart Attack-- ayaw masaktan.
9.Silent Hacker-- minamahal ung taken na.
10. Waiter-- antay ng antay wala nmang hinihintay.
Asan ka dito bossing?
^.^ Top Ten Reasons Why Some People Stay Single ^.^
1. Destiny Addict-- umaasa sa tadhana.
2. Perfectionist-- sobrang choosy.
3. Busy- busyhan-- mga taong workaholic.
4. Friendship Theory-- kung friends, friends lang tlgah.
5. X to death power-- taong di makaget-over sa past relationship.
6. Family Feud--- takot sa parents.
7. Forever Basted-- walang nagkamali.
8. Heart Attack-- ayaw masaktan.
9.Silent Hacker-- minamahal ung taken na.
10. Waiter-- antay ng antay wala nmang hinihintay.
Asan ka dito bossing?
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Thing Girls Should Know About Guys
2. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
3. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
4. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
5. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present, again!
6. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
7. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
8. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
9. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.
10. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
11. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
12. Shopping is not a sport.
13. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
14. You have enough clothes.
15. You have too many shoes.
16. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
17. Your brother is an idiot, you ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your Dad probably is too.
18. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
19. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
20. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
21. Most guys own two or three pairs of shoes -- What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
22. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
23. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
24. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
25. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
26. Check you oil.
27. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
28. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
29. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together.
30. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
31. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
32. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
33. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done -- not both.
35. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
37. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.
39. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazine.
40. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
AND FINALLY, THE NUMBER ONE RULE:
1. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
Thing Girls Should Know About Guys
2. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
3. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
4. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
5. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present, again!
6. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
7. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
8. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
9. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.
10. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
11. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
12. Shopping is not a sport.
13. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
14. You have enough clothes.
15. You have too many shoes.
16. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
17. Your brother is an idiot, you ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your Dad probably is too.
18. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
19. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
20. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
21. Most guys own two or three pairs of shoes -- What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
22. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
23. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
24. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
25. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
26. Check you oil.
27. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
28. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
29. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together.
30. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
31. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
32. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
33. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done -- not both.
35. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
37. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.
39. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazine.
40. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
AND FINALLY, THE NUMBER ONE RULE:
1. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
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Bida ka ba?
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Masiyado ka kasing ma-papel.
`salamat naman at meron naka appreciate sa mga post ko n_n
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Bida ka ba?
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Masiyado ka kasing ma-papel.
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Anong krimen kaya ang gagawin ko...
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para makulong sa puso mo? ♥
Anong krimen kaya ang gagawin ko...
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para makulong sa puso mo? ♥
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Porket hindi ba nagtetext, wala ng load?
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Puwede bang nagpapamiss muna? :">
Porket hindi ba nagtetext, wala ng load?
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Puwede bang nagpapamiss muna? :">
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Some people usually ignore you in PUBLIC...
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but still, LOVE you in PRIVATE. :">
Some people usually ignore you in PUBLIC...
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but still, LOVE you in PRIVATE. :">
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Okay lang kung walang pumapansin,
kaysa naman sa umepal para lang mapansin...
Okay lang kung walang pumapansin,
kaysa naman sa umepal para lang mapansin...
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Minsan okay na din 'yong may hinala.
Para kapag nalaman mo 'yong totoo,
hindi ka na sobrang mabibigla
Minsan okay na din 'yong may hinala.
Para kapag nalaman mo 'yong totoo,
hindi ka na sobrang mabibigla
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Kung nahihirapan kang maghintay
ng tamang tao para sa'yo...
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mas mahirap namang magsisi
ng dahil sa kamamadali mo. </3
Kung nahihirapan kang maghintay
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mas mahirap namang magsisi
ng dahil sa kamamadali mo. </3
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Masarap maging tao at mabuhay...
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Pero mas masarap kung maging TAYO habang buhay. ♥
Masarap maging tao at mabuhay...
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Pero mas masarap kung maging TAYO habang buhay. ♥
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Akala ko normal akong tao,
pero bakit invisible ako sa pangin mo? </3
Akala ko normal akong tao,
pero bakit invisible ako sa pangin mo? </3
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Sana ang syota natin parang cellphone...
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Kusang namamatay kapag nagloloko. XD
Tamaan Sapul. hehehe
Sana ang syota natin parang cellphone...
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Kusang namamatay kapag nagloloko. XD
Tamaan Sapul. hehehe
