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[McAndrewPanget]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

yung feeling na akala mo iiwan ka na nya,
napraning ka lang pala

 

[zuwiezaydoll]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

subscribe muna ... hjehehehe

 

[JianPaje]

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AYUN!!


may update na ulit, ahaha!! basa basa mode ulit.,

 

[Menet]

“Understanding is the first step to acceptance, and only with acceptance can there be recovery.”

 

[nayabato]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

basa mode muna hehe!
gaganda ng quotes

 

[neil2103]

“You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see, but you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel.”

 

[neil2103]

A relationship without trust is like two people trying to trick the other one into believing something is there that isnt really there. No relationship of any kind can exist without trust.

 

[shaishai]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

subscribe

 

[mimerth]

Magandang umaga Pilipinas,
At magandang gabi naman sa kabilang panig ng mundo.

 

[unknownymost]

The people who pray together build together a better world.

 

[andongzky800]

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I used to think you were my happily ever after, but now you`re just my once upon a time.

pacopy to TS. para sa ex ku. more pa

 

[alcheon]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

If you don't want a sarcastic answer, then don't ask a stupid question.

 

[leftoutkid]

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si jessica ang natalo hindi ikaw,kaya wag ka paapekto di ka naman bumoto.

 

[leftoutkid]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

Boy: Miss, magnanakaw ka ba?
Girl: *kinikilig* Bakit?
Boy: Nawawala kasi wallet ko. Ikaw lang katabi ko eh.

 

[leftoutkid]

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If The Person U Love Doesn’t Love U Back
Just Imagine That U Are The Letter ‘E’
In The Word L O V E -
You Are There But Never Pronounced.

 

[leftoutkid]

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Kung ang ISDA ay lamang dagat, at ang DWENDE ay laman lupa, eh ANO KA?

Eh di laman ng PUSO KO! BOOM!

 

[leftoutkid]

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Kapag pumunta ba si Ke$ha sa Pilipinas, Ke₱ha na ba sya?

 

[ace19922]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

more bossing!

 

[leftoutkid]

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“

Teacher: If you give P100 to your friend but he only needs P50, how much will he return to you?

Student: Nothing.

Teacher: You don’t know Math!!

Student: Ma’am, you don’t know my friends! =))
”

 

[leftoutkid]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

the break up.

Girlfriend : Break na tayo! ibabalik ko na lahat ng binigay mo saken!
Boyfriend : Sige.. ibalik mo lahat ha.. simulan naten sa mga halik!!