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[verderampc]

you said you couldnt stand my heart broken.. so when you broke it did you close your eyes?

 

[Pipingskie]

after read this sentence you will realize that the the brain not recognize the second 'the'

 

[verderampc]

after read this sentence you will realize that the the brain not recognize the second 'the'

repost

 

[jannojibs]

pa copy po ng mga status dito ang gaganda...

 

[r y a n]

pas-subscribe po ulit

 

[r y a n]

hindi lahat ng taong tahimik ay nasa loob ang "kulo" sila lang yung tipo ng tao na marunong muna mag isip bago "kumibo"..

like

 

[Chongkohototai]

Ang pag ibiG parang pagtatae. .
Napakahirap pigilan

 

[Palafox]

Dear Anak,

Pinadala ko na 50.000.00 para s tuition mo.. benenta namin ang KALABAW. Mahal pala ng dota na course? Wala na rin ung KAMBING naibenta para sa project mong NOKIA C200 ba yun? kasama na ang 7,000 para sa fieldtrip mo sa MALL OF ASIA, malayo b yun? Sinanla pa namin ung sakahan para mabili m ang instrumentong I-POD,! Napailaw nba ninyo ang project nyo na SAN MIG LIGHT? eh ung libro na FACEBOOK nabili mo naba? Sana maka graduate ka anak.

Nagmamahal,
Tatay

 

[borknagar]

"bat pa magpapakahirap,..

e may SAVED GAME naman?.."

 

[ninoi]

after read this sentence you will realize that the the brain not recognize the second 'the'

yeah..what i realized was that you failed to put ING in the word read.

 

[erwin angelo dee]

yeah..what i realized was that you failed to put ING in the word read.

galing naman ! hahaha pahiya tuloy yung poster!

 

[xirukitepe]

never invest too much emotion at one thing. because if you do, you'll end up hurting yourself

 

[naruto251437]

This is the first ever 3D post on facebook
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D D D

 

[kam0tefet]

‎What Is FACEBOOK ?

It's a place where a Guy posts a joke, he gets No Response...
and if a Girl posts the same Joke,
She gets 150 Likes, 300 Comments & 60 Friends Requests.

 

[clinique]

when you were born, you were crying,
and everyone around you was smiling.
live your life so that when you die, you’re
smiling, and everyone around you is crying…

 

[eraseurhead01]

Dont believe in yourself. Believe in ME, who believes in you!

 

[angrybirdko]

Kapag may alak may balak!ahehehe

 

[chenchen11]

Sayang ang KAGANDAHAN ng isang BABAE..
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kung inuuna pa niya ang PAGLANDI at PAG-IINARTE.

 

[chenchen11]

Don't waste your moments with people who don't deserve a moment of your time

 

[verderampc]

TAYO
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