Cool Facebook Status

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[leftoutkid]

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Ang tamang pagpasok sa isang relasyon ay NINETEEN. Kapag NINETEEN-dihan mo na lahat.

 

[undefined2011]

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TS, pa request naman po, mga inspirational quotes po. Nice thread nga pala

 

[leftoutkid]

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ANG MGA MATA HABANG EXAM (←_←) (→_→) ( ↑_↑ ) (←_←) (→_→) ( ↑_↑ ) (←_←) (→_→)

 

[leftoutkid]

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inspirational

If you ever feel in life that all doors are closed, remember these words; A closed door is not always locked, so give it a push atleast.

 

[leftoutkid]

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Learn how to be happy with what you have while you pursue all that you want

 

[leftoutkid]

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Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re here we should dance.

 

[leftoutkid]

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Choose a job you love, & you will never have to work a day in your life.

 

[leftoutkid]

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If FLIRTING is a sport for sure IKAW na ang pambato sa OLYMPICS ..

 

[Wolftron]

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ANG MGA MATA HABANG EXAM (←_←) (→_→) ( ↑_↑ ) (←_←) (→_→) ( ↑_↑ ) (←_←) (→_→)

More pa TS

 

[Jaz2Bcool]

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nice one TS... idol na kita.....

 

[Jaz2Bcool]

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ang SEX ay parang billiards...

ipasok mo na ang lahat wag lang ang puti!

hahahaha!

ito paborito ko.. ganda... nice one TS....

 

[Zhuwail28]

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ayos toh! pang tweet .. more pa ts.. salamat!

 

[leftoutkid]

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Kung ikaw ay matatakutin, Wag humarap sa salamin.

 

[leftoutkid]

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"Bukod pa sa kili-kili, singit at budhi mo, ano pang maitim sa iyo?"

 

[leftoutkid]

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Paano mo sasabihin sa kausap mong BABAE na mukha siyang LALAKI... ng hindi siya masasaktan?

Eh di ganito sabihin mo... Uy ang kyut-kyut mo naman! Kamukhang-kamukha ka ng DADDY MO!!

 

[leftoutkid]

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Good news: Pinansin ka niya

Bad news: Sinabi niyang natagusan ka sa palda mo

 

[leftoutkid]

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don't make the same mistake twice. madami pang kasalanan jan, try mo ung iba.

 

[leftoutkid]

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Bakit ka malulungkot na Single ka?

Kung lahat naman ng Taken, pinapantasya ka!

 

[leftoutkid]

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Mga Magulang Talaga

Sermon ngayon, “Lagi na lang kahihiyan ang binibigay mo sa amin!”

The next day, “Bigyan mo naman kami ng kaunting kahihiyan!”

 

[leftoutkid]

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Your Birth Month and Your Parents

September - Yes! Gininaw masyado ang parents mo noon.

October - Putukan noon! New Year!

November - Alam na ang Valentine’s Gift!

December-February - May mga nag-init nung Summer.

March - Nine months ago, may PASUKAN

Kung birthmonth mo ay 9 months after ng birthmonth ng daddy mo… - Birthday gift yan ni mommy mo.