Cool Facebook Status

Collections of cool facebook status. Look or share yours here.​

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[G_Heaven]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

“Eto ang tatandaan mo..
Hindi lahat ng buhay ay buhay.
Tulad ko, buhay pero patay na patay sayo.”

 

[wangduf69]

pa bm ts

 

[TheBlackSwan]

@unknownymost: lufet ng mga post mo... more more more!!!

 

[emmdeltri]

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left out kid

 

[my_game0621]

Success is a Journey not A destination
-Bill Russell
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[xx0n3sidexx]

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Galing din ni G_Heaven pa copy din po ng mga post mo..thanks

 

[mhizteryoso21]

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“I dont understand why destiny allowed us to meet when there’s no way for us to be together.”

ganda ng quotes na 'to sir leftout

 

[wselzlouz]

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ganda naman . nice thread sir.
hahaha

 

[berza]

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hahahha nice dito ts... ayaw ko kasi english na status

 

[mhizteryoso21]

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Akala ko walang gamit ang TRIGONOMETRY sa totoong buhay. Hanggang sa nakilala kita. COSECANT live without you! TAN-ina lungs!

the BEST to natawa ko HAHA

 

[mhizteryoso21]

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Gm mga ka sb:


Ito banat: Gago man ako sa iyong paningin, Subukan mo lang akong Mahalin.. Pati nanay mo kikiligin.,

Ayos ang banat na 'to ! HAHA natawa ulet ako

 

[breaker004]

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gyumaganda mga status dito... laugh trip ako..

 

[stayfoot11]

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pa bookmark,,

thanks sir leftoutkid

 

[leftoutkid]

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yes im a BITCH = Beautiful Individual That Causes Haters

 

[leftoutkid]

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ang KISS mas masarap kung parang SPAGHETTI.. Pababa ng Pababa

 

[leftoutkid]

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Sana ang taong mahilig manloko ay may circuit breaker. Para kapag sumobra na, mamamatay na lang ng kusa.

 

[leftoutkid]

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“Kung ayaw mong SUNDAN ka ng TUKSO,


huwag kang umarte na parang INTERESADO.”

 

[leftoutkid]

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Minsan Akala Mo Binibitawan Ka Na Niya

Yun Pala, Niluwagan Lang Niya Kung Kakapit Ka Ba Talaga

 

[leftoutkid]

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Nung nakilala kita, dun ko nalaman ang sagot sa tanong ng Nescafe na "PARA KANINO KA BUMABANGON?"...
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Para sa IYO.

 

[leftoutkid]

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Nothing is better than seeing your ex with someone uglier than you.