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[kiola700]

school ka ba?
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kase balak ko mag-enroll sa puso...boom

 

[koishiteru]

school ka ba?
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kase balak ko mag-enroll sa puso...boom

Last na to ha..​

 

[jesthersilvestre]

Last na to ha..​

sayo ako natawa hindi sa banat. HAHAHAHAHA

 

[janeramos]

Walang relasyong pang habang buhay. Hangga't may malalanding nabubuhay.

 

[janeramos]

Scariest Moment: Flushing the toilet at someone else's house, and seeing the water slowly rise...

 

[janeramos]

Nagselos ka, gusto mo nang maglaslas. Pano kaya kung linoko ka, pakamatay ka na?

 

[cedric07]

A smart person knows how to love.
A smarter one knows who to love.

 

[cedric07]

Women fall in love by what they hear.
Men fall in love by what they see.
That's why most women wear makeup and most men lie.

 

[cedric07]

Women fall in love by what they hear.
Men fall in love by what they see.
That's why most women wear makeup and most men lie.

 

[cedric07]

Girl's status on Facebook: I'm done with this s**t!
Me: Did you wipe?

 

[cedric07]

If the only thing you have to give is kindness...
Then it's time to empty your pockets...

 

[cedric07]

Don't just be yourself, be your best self.

 

[janeramos]

akala ko hot ka pero nung nagtext ka, eow powhzz jejeje

 

[carloking0]

Birth Control Pills should be for men. It makes much more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

 

[rgglenn150]

‎(._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.) They see me rolling. They hating. hahahaha

 

[foxcard]

People who understand sarcasm well are often good at reading people's minds. They understand the other person has something else in mind!

 

[ajcutes]

Bombahin mo ako ng bombahin, hanggang sa ako ay labasan - poso

 

[casshern25]

astig to tambayan din ^_^

 

[rgglenn150]

sqrt(cos(x))*cos(200 x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.07)*(4-x*x)^0.01,sqrt(9-x^2),-sqrt(9-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5

google mo.

galing

 

[yosymite]

Ang SAGING!
Ang SAGING na MATABA -> Saba.

Ang SAGING na MALIIT -> Senyorita.

Ang SAGING na MAHABA -> Lakatan.

Ang SAGING na PAYAT -> Latundan.

Eh, Ang SAGING na SINUSUBO pati BALAT ?!!
Clue: Starts w/ Letter “T”
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TURON dre!

` WAG BERDE ! HAHAHA