Cool Facebook Status

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[leftoutkid]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

Kapag nagkabangaan ba tayo sasabihin mong bulag ako? Kahit may pagtingin ako sayo? BOOM!

 

[leftoutkid]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

mas mabuti ng BAKLANG nagmumukhang BABAE kesa BABAENG nagmumukhang BAKLA!!!

 

[leftoutkid]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

'Yung babaeng kung makapagpost ng pic na halos hubad na sila,

tapos nagrereklamong binabastos sila.

Anong gusto mong gawin nila? Dasalan ka?

 

[leftoutkid]

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“Ano ang silbi ng GIRLFRIEND na ubod ng ganda kung bawat SULOK ng KATAWAN nito’y NALAWAYAN na ng iBA!”

 

[leftoutkid]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

Ang Pagibig ko sayo ay parang password ko sa friendster..

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LIMOT KO NA!

 

[leftoutkid]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

"ALCOHOL KA BA?



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GERMS KASI AKO AT 99.9% AKONG PATAY NA PATAY SAYO!”

 

[leftoutkid]

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Taga PASIG ka ba?

Kasi Pag Tayo na, paPASIGlahin ko ang Buhay mo Araw Araw <3

 

[leftoutkid]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

APPLE ka ba?

Kasi APPLEn for you!

 

[gilbertgracebasty]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

idol na kita ts...lupit nito..tnx

 

[boneheead]

If people winked in
real life as much as
they do in texts... this
world would be a
pretty creepy place.

 

[mimerth]

Everyday we are engaged in miracle which we don't even recognize.

 

[boneheead]

I have dropped my
phone on my face
while laying down
texting.

 

[mimerth]

I don't care if it's 5 minutes or a whole night, i just want to see you.

 

[leftoutkid]

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Do I have to turn left, when nothing is right? Or do I just turn right, when there’s nothing left?

 

[unknownymost]

Trials exist not because God wants to test you.. that’s a lie. He already knows your capabilities, more than you could imagine. Trials exist because you need to learn one thing.. FAITH.

 

[leftoutkid]

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I hate how chocolate immediately melts in my fingers. I mean, AM I REALLY THAT HOT!?

 

[Roderick]

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Cute Cashier: Sir may advantage Card ka ba?
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Boy: wala eh.... kung meron ba.... will you take advantage of me....

 

[unknownymost]

always be a first rate version of yourself,
instead of a second rate version of somebody else

 

[werf07]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

tnxs TS>......!

 

[kandongango17]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

si lolo mamamatay na..





apo: lolo, eto po ang litson para kahit bago kayo mamatay matikman niyo po mga paborito niyo..



lolo:ayoko niyan!



apo: eto po ang ice cream..



lolo: ayoko din niyan!




apo: eto po ang mangga at bagoong!





lolo: pwede ba apo umalis ka na, ayoko niyan!





apo: hindi niyo man lang lolo tikman ang mga pagkain na yan, oh eto po ang babae, batang bata pa!








lolo (excited): titikim ako apo, kakain pa!



BOOM!