Cool Facebook Status

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[boneheead]

I wish that R.I.P.
meant Return If
Possible.

 

[boneheead]

Admit it, we all feel
cool when we walk
around the mall with
tons of shopping bags
in our arms.

 

[boneheead]

I hate when people
ask me to share my
iPod, and then decide
to insult my musical
taste.

 

[boneheead]

Facebook needs a
"Wow that's the
dumbest fucking
thing I've ever heard,
you should be
punched in the throat" button.

 

[leftoutkid]

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China ka ba? Baka gusto mo akong angkinin?

 

[boneheead]

Log off Facebook, close
laptop, get into bed,
unlock phone, Log on Facebook.

 

[leftoutkid]

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Nagsisimula lahat sa 'Once upon a time.' pero hindi lahat nagtatapos sa 'And they live happily ever after.'

 

[leftoutkid]

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PLASTIC (:

P-retending
L-iar
A-nnoying
S-arcastic
T-upperware
I-nsecure
C-rap!

 

[leftoutkid]

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CHINA ka ba? Kasi nang-aagaw ka kahit alam mong TAKEN na!

 

[leftoutkid]

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Anong Pipiliin mo??

Isang araw na humahangin ng UTOT? o Limang minuto na bumabagyo ng TAE at wala kang masilungan?

 

[leftoutkid]

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Yung feeling na naTATAE ka na pero may tao pa sa BANYO.


Bilisan mo naman.

 

[leftoutkid]

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Malandi siya, Malandi ka rin?

Tangena mo bagay kayong magpakasal sa harap ng altar ni santanas.

 

[leftoutkid]

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Girlfriend: Wanna see a magic trick? Boyfriend: Sure, babe. Girlfriend: BAM! You`re single.

 

[mhizteryoso21]

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IDOL talaga ! Ü

 

[retsehcnad]

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Hindi porket nagseselos ay INSECURE na. Tanga ka? Sige makita mong may lumalandi sa mahal mo, matutuwa ka ba?

 

[leftoutkid]

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Indeed, experience is the WORST teacher—it gives the exam first before giving the lesson.

 

[retsehcnad]

Hindi porket nagseselos ay INSECURE na. Tanga ka? Sige makita mong may lumalandi sa mahal mo, matutuwa ka ba?

 

[s8xfez]

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"Doing the right thing is better than being nice"

 

[s8xfez]

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You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else

 

[s8xfez]

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I chose to stay with him for all the things he's done right; not the one thing he's done wrong. I chose to forgive him.
-Rita Thornton (The Vow)