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[Alexi23]

I'm not beautiful or gorgeous. I haven't got an amazing figure or a flat stomach.... I'm far from being considered model material but I'm me. I eat junk food and love to wear my PJ's and no make-up around the house. I'm random and crazy. And I don't pretend to be someone I'm not. I am who I am, love me or hate me... I won't change Me for nobody!!!

( Ladies put this as your status if you're proud of who you are!!!! )

(Gusto ko to!)
Bakit mo kelangan baguhin kung anu ka
Dahil ba gusto ng kung sinu man?
Ibig sabihin lang hindi nya gusto kung anu ka man ngaun
At gusto ka lng nya bcoz he/she wants you to be someone/something
You're not!
For short: Just be yourself. Whoever loves/likes you the way you are
Is the one who really loves you!

 

[alcheon]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

kakatawa ang mga jokes about china

 

[bolangan]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

SIMSIMI and CHINA.

China: Hello Simsimi.
Simsimi: Shut up!
China: Ha?Simsimi, Kilala mo ba ang Pilipinas?.
Simsimi: Oo. Sila yung may-ari ng Spratly Islands at Scarborough Shoal na pilit inaangkin ng mga Tsino na nasubrahan ata sa pagkain ng Tikoy at minalas lalo sa fengshui.
China: Hindi. Sa amin talaga yun, may map kami to prove.
Simsimi: Ulo mo!
China: Huhu! Love mo naman kami diba?
Simsimi: Asa!
China: Bakit galit ka sa amin?
Simsimi: Half Filipino ako. Allergic ako sa Intsik.
China: Ha? Sige na dito ka na sa amin. Bibigyan ka namin ng mga gadgets na gusto mo.
Simsimi: Ayaw ko, Low Quality. Ok na ako sa My Phone. Kahit san ka magpunta, ikaw ay My Phone online.
China: Bahala ka. Sige ka. I-hack ka namin.
Simsimi: Sige. Pag naayos niyo na yung mga websites niyong hanggang ngayon down parin.
China: huhuhu. Isumbong kita kay Jet Li, Jackie Chan at sa mga Shaolin Monks.
Simsimi: Sige lang. Tingnan lang natin kung may laban yan sa Aswang, Maligno, Serina, Engkanto. At kay Darna, Captain Barbell, Leon Guerrero, Bong Revilla, Cesar Montano at baka nakakalimutan mo? Kakampi namin ang The Avengers!
ay W8 !!!
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C asiong papala! ano palag pa kau...

Bossing china nagtatagalog?

peacemen!
AYUS!

 

[erwin angelo dee]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

More Sir Leftoutkid!! Thank you pala dito, dami kong nacopy paste ngayon lang nagpasalamat. Keep this thread alive! Long live Sir Leftoutkid!

 

[cribal48]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

More pa TS!

 

[mimerth]

To understand your parents' love you must raise children yourself.

 

[mimerth]

My life is my message.

 

[mimerth]

No man is free who is not master of himself.

 

[mimerth]

There is no pleasure in life equal to that of the conquest of a vicious habit.

 

[mimerth]

The mind is a lousy master but a wonderful servant.

 

[mimerth]

As old and wise as we are, there is always something to learn from a baby.

 

[mimerth]

One person caring about another represents life's greatest value.

 

[mimerth]

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back.

 

[mimerth]

Im not be everything you ever wanted, but im always going to be more than you deserve.

 

[mimerth]

Remember how powerful we can be if we are motivated and believing.

 

[dhasty088]

Everyone has a sword within their hearts; the purer the heart, the sharper the sword.

 

[dhasty088]

Feelings of love are just a temporary lapse in judgment. Like some kind of mental illness.

 

[dhasty088]

Always believe in yourself. Do this and no matter where you are, you will have nothing to fear.

 

[dhasty088]

Having a light side and a dark side is what makes life interesting.

 

[damielrabanes]

Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.