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[jefforbes]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

Paano patawanin ang mga bobo tuwing friday?
Mag joke ka sa kanila ngayong Sunday..
Sa mga hindi naka gets..
Maiintindihan nyo rin yan pagdating ng Friday.. Hihi

 

[jefforbes]

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Nakakainggit tlga ung aso namin..
Pa banjing banjing lang.. Kaso naisip ko nang aamoy nga pala siya ng ibang puwet ng aso..
Okay na pala ko.. Hindi nako naiinggit..

 

[jefforbes]

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"Okay lang magsyota ng pangit
Basta handa ka sa mga kaibigan mong Mapanlait"

 

[jefforbes]

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Malandi ka
Marupok ako
Pinagtadhana tayo..

 

[unknownymost]

Any man who has got himself set
over others and don't have any
responsibility to something bigger
than him is a son of a bitch.

 

[wormwood12]

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`Singlakas man ng alak ang tama ko sayo,
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isusuka dn kita tanginamo!

lol!i like this one!

 

[unknownymost]

Other arms reach out to me.....
Other eyes smile tenderly.....
Still in peaceful dreams I see.....
The road leads back to you....

 

[PsyB0T]

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nice ! post kpa loeftoutkid!

 

[torbela123]

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‎"Ang tanging pangit lng sayo ay ............................................................




Hindi ka naging AKIN."

 

[torbela123]

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Kapag pinagsama ba ang mga panghalip na IKAW at AKO.. Magiging TAYO?"

 

[torbela123]

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Parati mo nalang ako sinasabihan ng " IKAW NA " , pwede bang sa susunod " TAYO NA ?"

 

[torbela123]

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Wala ka bang LOVELIFE? Kung ganun pwede bang ako ang maging LOVE mo at ikaw ang maging LIFE ko?"

 

[torbela123]

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GIRL: anung tinitingin tingin mo?
BOY: kamuka mo kasi yung panlimang girlfriend ko eh.
GIRL: Nice! Naka ilang girlfriends ka na ba?
BOY: 4. ♥

 

[torbela123]

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TITSER: keep everything away from you.
BOY: (tinulak si girl)
GIRL: bat mo ako tinulak?
BOY: coz you’re my everything. ♥

 

[torbela123]

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BOY: hmm, pwede ba manligaw?
GIRL: Hindi!
BOY: Pano un? Tayo agad?

 

[torbela123]

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Kahapon, MISS kita. Ngayon, MISS na MISS kita. . . . . . . . . Sana bukas, maging MISIS na kita.

 

[torbela123]

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Isa lang naman pangarap ko eh. "Ang maging Pangarap Mo." :">

 

[torbela123]

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"Hindi mo kailangan siLa BATMAN SUPERMAN at SPIDERMAN dahiL nandito na ako ang MAN mo saanMAN at magpakailanMAN."

 

[torbela123]

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"Sabi nila baliw daw ako, pero hindi yun totoo. Kasalanan ko bang mapangiti ako, kapag ikaw ang nasa isip ko?."

 

[torbela123]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

Ito ang papel oh, para naman magkaroon ako ng papel sa buhay mo..