Cool Facebook Status

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[Jhet]

Re: Cool Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

A girl would much rather be called beautiful instead of "hot".. She's a girl, not a temperature.

Indeed!
Dami kong tawa..

 

[blindpen18]

Re: Cool Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

Lady: Father, ang guwapo at ang cute mo naman. Bakit ka pa kasi nag pari?


Priest: Dahil ayaw pumayag ng magulang ko na mag-madre ako. Nakakalungkot, gurl

 

[B L U E]

Re: Cool Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

^ 'Wag mong pilitin ang ayaw, baka pumayag..

 

[cullen24]

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[kissie shin]

Re: Cool Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

buti pa ang USERNAME, taken

 

[ace19922]

Re: Cool Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

www.funnystatus.com always updated..

nice post ts.

 

[mcdawnlord]

Re: Cool Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

Sana panaginip lang ito lahat....~ Manny

 

[cribal48]

Re: Cool Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

I wish people were like money so i could hold them up to the light and see if they are real.

 

[Jhet]

Re: Cool Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

www.funnystatus.com always updated..

nice post ts.

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[boneheead]

Re: Cool Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

Confidence is your
best accessory; never
leave home without
it!

 

[boneheead]

Re: Cool Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

If words could kill,
I'd sentence you to
death.

 

[boneheead]

Re: Cool Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

I wish people would
listen as much as they
talk.

 

[boneheead]

Re: Cool Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

If her job on
Facebook says,
"model," she's likely
unemployed.

 

[boneheead]

Re: Cool Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

Do I really need a 3ft
receipt for buying a
coke and a pack of
gum?

 

[boneheead]

Re: Cool Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

Teacher: Remember,
the "f" in Physics
stands for fun. Me:
But sir, there is no "f"
in Physics. Teacher:
Exactly.

 

[boneheead]

Re: Cool Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

My life is a constant
battle between my
love of food and not
wanting to get fat.

 

[boneheead]

Re: Cool Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

I have a smart phone
with a dumb battery.

 

[boneheead]

Re: Cool Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

Apaprnelty
hmoosxeulas aer
brililnat at
unscarbmlnig
snetneces.

 

[boneheead]

Re: Cool Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

Exams don’t test
what you know.
They test how well
you can study the
night before.

 

[boneheead]

Re: Cool Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

Only girls with
boyfriends ask other
girls if they have
boyfriends.