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[gvon18]

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

 

[gvon18]

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.

 

[gvon18]

You might be disappointed if you fail, but you will be doomed if you don't try..

 

[gvon18]

Live as if you were to die tomorrow.
Learn as if you were to live forever

 

[gvon18]

Those who do not read have no advantage over those who cannot read.

 

[gvon18]

Before you lend money to a friend, decide which one is worth more...

 

[gvon18]

Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

 

[gvon18]

When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

 

[gvon18]

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

 

[eavesdrops]

"wag pumasok sa isang relasyon kung hindi alam
ang ibig sabihin ng salitang limitasyon"

 

[hidan17]

"Panibagong sagot sa tanong na: musta LOVELIFE? :

eto, SELF-SUPPORTING!"

 

[hidan17]

Juan: ma’am si pedro naniniko oh!

teacher: pedro, alam mu bng masakit maniko??!!

pedro: abah ma’am anung kinalaman ko s pag sakit ng mani nio?

 

[hidan17]

Kahit wala kang karapatan, hindi mo talaga ito maiiwasan...
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"SELOS"

 

[hidan17]

MAHIRAP pag nakalimutan ang DAPAT tandaan pero MAS mahirap pag lagi mong natatandaan ang dapat mo ng KALIMUTAN.

 

[hidan17]

ang LOVE parang sinulid na buhol-buhol,

kung hindi muna kayang ayusin,WALA kang magagawa kundi PUTULIN.

 

[Jayson87]

madaming slamat dmi ko nakuha heheheh....

 

[purebristle]

Change is Constant

 

[gvon18]

I wish I could hurt you the way you hurt me. But I know that if I had the chance, I still wouldn’t do it.

 

[gvon18]

It's better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and prove it.

 

[gvon18]

Don't ever think life is unfair. There are always people out there who have it worse than you and wish they can be like you.