Cool Facebook Status

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[leftoutkid]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

"K" = the most powerful way to piss someone off while texting.

 

[leftoutkid]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

Dear Guys,

Protect her like a daughter, love her like a wife, and respect her like your mother.

 

[leftoutkid]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

I used to think you were my happily ever after, but now you`re just my once upon a time.

 

[alcheon]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

Nanay: Oh? Bat ang bat ang dumi mo? Napano ka?
Anak: Nakita mo yung kanal sa harapan ng bahay natin?
Nanay: Oo, bakit?
Anak: Ako, Hinde!

hawig nito yung joke na paramihan ng dugo sa katawan ... yun pala nasagasaan lang yung isa

 

[labo2002]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

eto naman sagot ko jan

ikaw si MAY 3!
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MAY 3p sa akin!

Ikaw ang May 4..
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Ang May 4ever na hawak sa puso ko...

 

[kinglaboy]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

Ikaw ang May 4..
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Ang May 4ever na hawak sa puso ko...

ako po si May 5
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MAY 5-ibig ulit sayo

 

[unknownymost]

You'll find that life is still worthwhile, if
you just smile.

 

[unknownymost]

Anyone who lives within their means
suffers from a lack of imagination.

 

[bubanned]

para kang PANTAL
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ang KATI mo!!!!!!!!

 

[unknownymost]

God is in the sadness and the laughter,
in the bitter and the sweet. There is a
divine purpose behind everything —
and therefore a divine presence in
everything.

 

[unknownymost]

Time is the coin of your life. It is the only
coin
you have, and only you can determine
how it
will be spent. Be careful lest you let
other people spend it for you.

 

[unknownymost]

The only limits to the possibilities in
your life
tomorrow are the buts you use today.

 

[unknownymost]

Life is something that everyone should
try at
least once.

 

[unknownymost]

Instruction does much, but
encouragement does
everything.

 

[wonderwomanako]

Sana birthday candle ka na lang. Para pag namatay ka, magpapalakpakan kame.

 

[unknownymost]

Plant your own garden and decorate
your own
soul, instead of waiting for someone to
bring
you flowers.

 

[unknownymost]

An idea can turn to dust or magic,
depending on
the talent that rubs against it.

 

[unknownymost]

I am always doing that which I cannot
do, in
order that I may learn how to do it.

 

[unknownymost]

Trust in yourself. Your perceptions are
often far
more accurate than you are willing to
believe.

 

[unknownymost]

And as we let our own light shine, we
unconsciously give other people
permission to do the same.