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[boneheead]

Life doesn't come
with an eraser. Just
cross out your
mistakes, and move
on to the next
sentence.

 

[boneheead]

M̸o̸n̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸u̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸
W̸e̸d̸n̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸h̸u̸r̸s̸d̸a̸y̸
FRIDAY SATURDAY
SUNDAY!!

 

[boneheead]

The first question I
ask when I find out
my family is going on
vacation is "Will there
be internet?"

 

[boneheead]

I hate it when I put
my earphones in my
pocket ... 5 minutes
later I take them out
and its like a damn
Rubix cube.

 

[boneheead]

I'm sick of checking
my phone and not
seeing your name.

 

[boneheead]

When I was your age,
we took spelling
tests, not pregnancy
tests.

 

[boneheead]

Rain + liquor = sex

 

[boneheead]

I believe in love, but I
don't believe I'll ever
find it.

 

[boneheead]

1 Hour on Facebook
seems like 1 minutes,
but 1 minutes
studying seems like 1
Hour.

 

[cloud007]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

"Ang mga relasyon ngayon parang buhok ko, lagi nag split sa ending."

Ayos toh

 

[kazunar]

boss astig ng mga post mo dito

keep sharing po....

 

[1989matanghari2012]

wow anu bang mga post dito hahaha kakatuwa magbasa ng mga update hehe ang dameng update.

 

[klarkluis]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

I!m broken hearted now because i gave the half of my heart to you.Would you give me the half of your heart too so it will be whole again?

 

[unknownymost]

It is impossible to live without failing at
something, unless you live so cautiously that
you might as well not have lived at all

 

[unknownymost]

You don't love someone because they're
perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that
they're not.

 

[unknownymost]

I finally understood what true love meant...love meant that you care for another person's happiness more than your own, no matter how painful the choices you face might be

 

[unknownymost]

If I had a flower for every time I thought of
you...I could walk through my garden forever.

 

[unknownymost]

Never tell the truth to people who are not
worthy of it.

 

[unknownymost]

There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature.

 

[unknownymost]

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the
courage to continue that counts.