Cool Facebook Status

Collections of cool facebook status. Look or share yours here.​

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[M3MZ]

Re: Cool Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

f u want to have a LONG RELATIONSHIP, be open to each other. Because SECRETS and UNSAID FEELINGS may lead to heartbreak

 

[cukoz]

Re: Cool Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

post nina master
boneheead
leftoutkid
mastermind
ang lagi kong inaabangan everyday i visit the qoutes and poems section.

keep on sharing

 

[pinuno]

Re: Cool Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

keep on sharing mga boss.!

HALA: ang buhay at pag-ibig

NYAH: pag-asa para sa pag-asa

 

[PsyB0T]

Re: Cool Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

nag merge! ahah.. sabgay! ms mgnda din ito.. isng thread nlng

 

[deathcab]

Re: Cool Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

i will graduate on time..
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No matter how long

 

[deathcab]

Re: Cool Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

boy :
miss,hotbog ka ba??
Girl : sus,,baket?
Boy: palagi ka kasi hinahanap ng hotdog ko

 

[deathcab]

Re: Cool Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

boy : miss.,alam mo para kang alak...

Girl : kasi nakakalasing?ahaha luma na yan...

Boy : hindi, kasi habang tumatagal lalo kang sumasarap

 

[agsur]

Re: Cool Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

Sa Dina-dami ng Sapatos ko, pag uwi ko sa bahay Hinahanap-hanap ko parin ang tsinilas ko

luv you my wife

 

[DERX]

Re: Cool Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

Ang PERA ginawa para GASTUSIN.

Ang PAGKAIN ginawa para KAININ.
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Sana ang PUSO mo
ginawa para sa AKIN.

 

[boneheead]

Re: Cool Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

The difference between like, love, and "in love" is the same as for now, for a while, and forever!

 

[boneheead]

Re: Cool Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

Emotionally: I’m done. Mentally: I’m drained. Spiritually: I’m dead. Physically: I smile.

 

[boneheead]

Re: Cool Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

Instead of calling in sick today, call in well. Tell them how great you feel not having to go to work today!

 

[boneheead]

Re: Cool Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

Who else had one of those pens with a multiple colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once?

 

[boneheead]

Re: Cool Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

A photograph is the pause button of life.

 

[boneheead]

Re: Cool Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

Be yourself, because an original is worth more than a copy!

 

[Jhet]

Re: Cool Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

boneheeads
These are really cool post TS.
Keep sharing and for the update..

 

[marickpurpledemon]

Re: Cool Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

Marunong ka
bang mag
BUDGET? Turuan
mo naman ako...
NAPAPAMAHAL
NA KASI KO
SAYO. :">

 

[boneheead]

Re: Cool Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

boneheeads
These are really cool post TS.
Keep sharing and for the update..

 

[boneheead]

Re: Cool Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

Facebook, are you that insecure in that you always need to know what's on my mind?

 

[boneheead]

Re: Cool Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

A girl would much rather be called beautiful instead of "hot".. She's a girl, not a temperature.