When you begin a journey of revenge,
start by digging two graves: one for
your enemy, and one for yourself.
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If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or
just need someone to cheer you up,
remember
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you can always change your birthday
on Facebook :-P
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One spelling mistake in your update
and there you find illegitimate sons
and daughters of englishmen to
correct it.
:P
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Getting Blocked by your GF/BF
on
Facebook is like
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electronic Divorce
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That annoying couple who decided to
show the world over Facebook how
much they love each other :/
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People on facebook dont even bother
to say HI..
but they never forget to wish you
birthday!
how cute
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Facebook and Twitter are becoming
new favorite investigative tools for
divorce lawyers.
=D
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Why is Facebook such a hit?
It works on the principle that
"People are more interested in others
lyf then their own!"
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is convinced Facebook is a time
machine. . . I only came on a minute
ago and already 2 hours have
passed!?
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SINGLE is not a relationship status.
Its a word describing your loneliness.
If you ask me, yes I'm SINGLE.
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It really sucks when the only status
that comes to your mind is something
you can't share :/ :P
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Tell me what status should be if the
person is single but also telling that
he/she not available....?
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How Stories Will
Begin In The Future
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"Once Upon A Timeline..."
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My Girlfriend ask me... Facebook or
Me.?
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Sometimes I really miss her.. :P
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Awesome moment is when you reading
someone's status and you know its
for you....
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Nokia Connecting People
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Facebook connecting Fake People
Like if u Agree....!!!
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!!..Facebook Saves Life..!!
A depressed college Student went to
Railway Track for Suicide .. :O
Train was Coming Closer and
He Suddenly came out of the track
and Said
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''Oh Shitt !! Forgot to Update status
In Facebook
that Im Gonna Die''
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Definition of LIKE button on Facebook
Girls believe that it will cost much for
hitting like button 1 Time and they
don't like anything except their own
status ,
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Whereas boys know that its
completely free of cost and effectively
utilize it to impress girls by Liking
their Status updates and comments
even if they are senseless,
Welcome To FACEBOOK :P
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Dear FACEBOOK !
Don't show us so much attitude, You
can't even Sign Up without us
Yours Sincerely:
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Msn, Yahoo, Gmail, Hotmail :P
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Dear Facebook,
Don't feel proud about your popularity
60% of your profiles are fake ! :P
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Stealing other people's statuses on
Facebook is called a Facelift.
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Facebook is in relationship with
youtube..:-P
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You know you are addicted to
Facebook when you log off Facebook,
turn your computer off, go to bed,
role over, and log onto your Facebook
from your phone one last time for the
night.
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3 things I have learned from
facebook....
1. Never trust FB friends. One day
they will backstab you.
2. Never be in a relationship from FB.
Better be in relationship with 1 you
know personally.
3. Don't be excited if you receive
friend request from girl, it may be
fake id. :P
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Quitting Facebook is the new, adult
version of running away from Home.
We all know you're doing it for
attention and we all know that you'll be
back.
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I hate studying for exams, Is there
any fb APPLICATION for that?
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Dear Facebook,,
Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do
you know her?"
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Is she your sister..???
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When I'll Die,I'll Give Permission To
Ma Friend For Changing My Status
To -
"Is Chilling With God"
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When you take an amazing picture you
automatically think: "That will be my
new profile picture".
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If your relationship status says, "It's
complicated" you should stop kidding
yourself and change it to "Single"
