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[mimerth]

Sometimes, when a girl says ‘I’m done’, it usually means ‘fight for me’.

 

[mimerth]

Girls: If he misses you, he’ll call.
If he wants you, he’ll say it.
If he cares, he’ll show it.
And if not, he can’t be worth your time because you’re obviously not worth his.

 

[mimerth]

I want to be remembered as the girl who always had a smile on her face, even when her heart was broken.
The one that could always brighten up your day even if she couldn’t brighten up her own.

 

[bantaysalakay]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

CLASSIC

PEDRO: Ang Hirap ng buhay ko Pare...

JUAN: Buti ka pa nga Mahirap lang. Ako nga ang gulo
ng buhay ko. Isipin mo Pare, nakapag-asawa ako ng
my anak na Dalaga. Tapos inasawa naman ng tatay
ko y0ng Anak. Nanay ko na tuloy y0ng Anak. At si
tatay, Anak ko narin. Y0ng Asawa ko, biyenan na ni
tatay. At kung magkakaAnak sila, l0lo ako ng kapatid ko. Kung kami naman ang magkakaAnak,
magkapatid sila ni tatay at l0la nya ang Asawa ni
tatay na Anak ng Asawa ko. Mahirap db pare?
Masakit sa ulo ang gulo ng buhay ko.

magulo nga ito tol..hehehe

 

[khen15]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

Ang Galing..

 

[unknownymost]

Words of sincere felt in heart and trigger smile ^^

 

[unknownymost]

I can’t imagine anything more lovely than laugh lines.

 

[unknownymost]

Never in LIfe will you disappoint yourself if
you stay true to you!

 

[unknownymost]

Smile is the vainest thing you can wear without
costing you anything.

 

[unknownymost]

Science teaches to think but love teaches to
smile.

 

[unknownymost]

I like it when my mother smiles. And I especially like it when I make her smile.
Happy Mothers Day!

 

[imbakiller]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

Boy: Relief goods ka ba?

Girl: (Kinikilig) Yiee bakit? Kasi handa ka pumila makuha lang ako?

Boy: Hinde. Amoy sardinas ka kase e.

bOOM

 

[Saiba005]

wehehe .. dami ko tawa sa wlang banyong madumi sa taong taeng tae

 

[jcc0106]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

Lupet mu TS, enjoy aq sa mga banat mo

 

[boneheead]

I want to wish all
mothers a very
happy mothers day!!! The job
you do is amazing to
me. You are the backbone to the
Family. THANKS!

 

[boneheead]

Mothers make the
world go 'round!
Happy Mother's Day!

 

[boneheead]

Have no idea what to
get mom for Mothers
Day?

 

[boneheead]

Happy mother's day!
Everyday should be
mothers day!

 

[boneheead]

Happy Mothers Day to all the
Mothers! Enjoy this weekend
you deserve it! I Love my
Mom we are blessed to have
her.

 

[unknownymost]

You can't force love, I realized. It's there or it isn't. If it's not there, you've got to be able to admit it. If it is there, you've got to do whatever it takes to protect the ones you love.