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[mimerth]

Expect anything from anyone, the devil was once an angel.

 

[mimerth]

Behind every status is a secret message.

 

[mimerth]

Rule of Human Engagement #9: Take time to really listen.

 

[unknownymost]

Capabilities are clearly manifested only when
they have been realized.

 

[bebang2010]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

ang kokorny ata ng mga post ng iba ah



@ leftoutkid

we need updates dude, ikaw lang ata ang hindi korny dito

 

[vhinnnnn]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

ang kokorny ata ng mga post ng iba ah



@ leftoutkid

we need updates dude, ikaw lang ata ang hindi korny dito

 

[unknownymost]

The mind once enlightened cannot again become
dark.

 

[unknownymost]

Everyone is down on pain, because they forget
something important about it: Pain is for the
living. Only the dead don't feel it.

 

[unknownymost]

You can have many great ideas in your head, but what makes the difference is the action. Without action upon an idea, there will be no manifestation, no results, and no reward.

 

[unknownymost]

People who say that yesterday was better
than today are ultimately devaluing their own
existence.

 

[unknownymost]

Happiness is not a matter of intensity but of
balance, order, rhythm and harmony.

 

[blueboi]

yung feeling na ,
pilit mong inaalam yung sikreto
at nung nalaman mo na , ang BABAW lang pala.


yung feeling na ,
TUMATAWA ka muna bago mo IKWENTO

 

[blueboi]

yung feeling na, wala kang pakialam
kung tama ba yung sagot niya basta
maka-kopya lang.

 

[blueboi]

yung feeling na..
ang dame kong gustong sabihin sa kanya pero wala kong magawa kundi tumahimik nalang..
dahil alam ko na sa bawat salita kong bibitawan, wala naman syang pakialam..

 

[marialigaya456]

..amen

 

[cukoz]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

SIMSIMI and CHINA.

China: Hello Simsimi.
Simsimi: Shut up!
China: Ha?Simsimi, Kilala mo ba ang Pilipinas?.
Simsimi: Oo. Sila yung may-ari ng Spratly Islands at Scarborough Shoal na pilit inaangkin ng mga Tsino na nasubrahan ata sa pagkain ng Tikoy at minalas lalo sa fengshui.
China: Hindi. Sa amin talaga yun, may map kami to prove.
Simsimi: Ulo mo!
China: Huhu! Love mo naman kami diba?
Simsimi: Asa!
China: Bakit galit ka sa amin?
Simsimi: Half Filipino ako. Allergic ako sa Intsik.
China: Ha? Sige na dito ka na sa amin. Bibigyan ka namin ng mga gadgets na gusto mo.
Simsimi: Ayaw ko, Low Quality. Ok na ako sa My Phone. Kahit san ka magpunta, ikaw ay My Phone online.
China: Bahala ka. Sige ka. I-hack ka namin.
Simsimi: Sige. Pag naayos niyo na yung mga websites niyong hanggang ngayon down parin.
China: huhuhu. Isumbong kita kay Jet Li, Jackie Chan at sa mga Shaolin Monks.
Simsimi: Sige lang. Tingnan lang natin kung may laban yan sa Aswang, Maligno, Serina, Engkanto. At kay Darna, Captain Barbell, Leon Guerrero, Bong Revilla, Cesar Montano at baka nakakalimutan mo? Kakampi namin ang The Avengers!
ay W8 !!!
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C asiong papala! ano palag pa kau...

 

[khayzlee]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

wala bang updates sir leftoutkid?

 

[boneheead]

Look left ----> you
failed!

 

[boneheead]

Putting on a fake
smile, so you dont
have to explain why
your not happy.

 

[boneheead]

Best Friends are the
ones who are there:
whenever; wherever;
however and most
importantly: forever.