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[khayzlee]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

astig..more updates pa!

 

[quickster07]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

Para kang Scarborough Shoal. Kahit angkinin ka ng iba, ipaglalaban pa rin kita kasi alam ko talagang AKIN KA.

sir pahiram po neto galing mo talaga

 

[cjaylen023]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

guys pki hnap naman yung kowtz na english bout wett dreams cp m0de lng kc aq hrap hnapn. Pls pls

 

[mr.wizard]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

more pa ts.... plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[alcheon]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

Alam mo yung commute? Ako lang yun eh. Nung bata ako CUTE ako tapos ngayong malaki na, lalo akong COMMUTE! Chos!

like

 

[hunterwolf]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

ung momment n nagmamadali kn tapos matatrapik kp... Bweset...

 

[hunterwolf]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

ung momment n nagmamadali kn tapos matatrapik kp... Bweset.....

 

[cukoz]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

Gusto kong MANIRA ... .
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MANIRAhan sa puso mo. . .
td^__^tb

 

[boneheead]

I'd spend the whole
day kissing you if I
could.

 

[boneheead]

(I) know that my
(l)ife with(o)ut you
would be killing me
(v)ery slowly, so pl
(e)ase never leave m
side (o)r I j(u)st might die.

 

[boneheead]

4 wishes: 1) To earn
money without
working. 2) To be
smart without
studying.3) To love
without being hurt. 4) To eat without
getting fat.

 

[boneheead]

Life is like a toilet
paper. You're either
on a roll.. or you're
taking shit from
some asshole.

 

[andongzky800]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

Galing ng thread n to. Salamat TS

 

[Jhet]

4 wishes: 1) To earn money without working.
2) To be smart without studying.
3) To love without being hurt.
4) To eat without getting fat.

Life is like a toilet paper. You're either
on a roll.. or you're taking shit from some asshole.

These are COOL!!
Keep sharing..

 

[unknownymost]

A man must...not be content to do
things well, but must also aim to do
them gracefully.

 

[unknownymost]

Unless you want a horrible surprise,
never go bird watching with an open
mouth.

 

[unknownymost]

Dont brag about being perfect..imperfections are what makes you attractive.

 

[unknownymost]

Creativity thrives where its roots are
crowded.

 

[unknownymost]

Errors do not cease to be errors simply because
they’re ratified into law.

 

[McAndrewPanget]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

KAPUSO kaba ?
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kse pinapatanung ng mma ko kung pwede ka daw
maging KA PAMILYA